6 Tips for a Successful Redneck Christmas
Tip 1: Decorating for Christmas does not have to take a bite out of the wallet; utilize things you already own. An old junker and some light up reindeer are the perfect tinkle tour attraction.
Tip 2: Recycling used shotgun shells not only does your part for the environment but is a creative and colorful addition to any front door.
Tip 3: Showcase your talent. After all the hard work you’ve been doing throughout the hunting season, it’s the perfect time to show off your brag tree in holiday fashion.
Tip 4: Dress the part. Enjoy your Christmas party in style but a word of advice, you may want to use a little cover-up on that black eye; this is a family affair.
Tip 5: After all the cocktails, a good host ensures their relatives reliable and convenient transportation to and from the Christmas party. Consider this DIY limo.
Tip 6: Last, but just as important to a successful Redneck Christmas, spread your holiday cheer by decorating your car. There’s no sense in letting roadkill go to waste; the cold weather will reduce the rate of decomposition to last through the holiday season.