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$25 CASH via PayPal OPEN to ALL – Happy Mother’s Day!

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In celebration of all the moms out there on Mother’s Day This Lil Piglet is giving away $25 US CASH to 1 lucky winner. 

A Funny Story About 3 Ladies: (this one made me giggle)

Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first says, “I’m getting so forgetful­ I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn’t remember whether I was going down or had just come up.”

The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day I was sitting on my bed and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or getting up.”

The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, I have no memory problems at all, knock wood.”

She raps the table. “Who’s there?”

Mean Moms Poem

Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will
tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:
I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom,and what time you would be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep.
I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours
while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes.
Children must
learn that their parents aren’t perfect.
I loved you enough to let you assume the
responsibility for your actions even when the
penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.
But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say
NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I’m
glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when your children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

Was your Mom mean?
I know mine was.
We had the meanest mother in the whole world!
While other kids
ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.
When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
different from what other kids had, too.

Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all
times. You’d think we were convicts in a prison. She
had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work.
We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry,
empty the trash and all sorts of cruel jobs.
I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

Mother wouldn’t let our friends just honk the horn
when they drove up. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them. While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.

Because of our mother we missed out on lots of
things other kids experienced. None of us have ever
been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other’s property or ever arrested for any crime.
It was all her fault. Now that we have left home, we are all educated,
honest adults.We are doing our best to be mean
parents just like Mom was.

I think that is what’s wrong with the world today.
It just doesn’t have enough mean moms!

This is me and my mother, Mumzy. Mumzy is a retired Licensed Practical Nurse of 25+ years, she just recently retired and has enjoy her retirement trip to Hawaii with my Dad(he retired the year before last after 30 years as a Firefighter).  She’s visiting my sister in california this Mother’s Day.  As a tribute to her, since I cannot be with her on Mother’s Day this year, I’m going to celebrate all other moms on Mother’s Day with this giveaway.

Who can enter this giveaway?
You do not have to be a mom, you just have to tell us how you celebrate or appreciate your mom in some way.  If you have a PayPal account, then you can enter this giveaway.  The $25 US cash prize will be delivered into your PayPal account electronically; it’s secure, it’s safe and best of all, it’s a FREE $25!

What’s the catch?
There isn’t one; it’s $25 US CASH into your PayPal account….that’s it!  If you are new here or wondering about the rules of giveaways go HERE to read the rules first before entering the giveaway.  It’s really very simple so enjoy and good luck! 🙂

Mandatory Entry:  You must be a Google Friend Connect Follower of this blog AND tell me how you celebrate or appreciate your mom OR something you would like to receive for Mother’s Day.  (1 comment/1 entry)
Bonus Entries:(Not necessary but they gain you more entries to win the prize!)

1. Subscribe to our mailing list via email located on the right sidebar of this page. (2 entries/2 comments required)

2. Follow our RSS blog feed (1 entry/1 comment required)

3. Become a Fan of This Lil Piglet on Facebook  (1 entry/1 comment required)

4. Become a follower of This Lil Piglet on Networked Blogs (1 entry/1 comment required)

5. Blog about this giveaway with a link to this giveaway and post the link in your comment to where I can find your blog post. (5 entries/5 comments required)

6. Follow This Lil Piglet on Twitter  (1 entry/1 comment required) AND Tweet this out on Twitter using the Tweet link at the top of this post(Tweeting this on Twitter up to ONCE PER DAY will gain you 1 entry/1 comment required PER DAY for each day of the contest)

7.  Add my Review and Giveaway button to your website or blog sidebar, using the HTML code in the left sidebar of this blog and post the link where I can check. (3 entries/3 comments required)

**Giveaway ends 11:59 pm CST on May 18th, 2011. Open to EVERYONE who has a PayPal account!**

Disclaimer: The product mentioned above has been provided free of charge from the company for the purposes of this review. Opinions expressed belong solely to This Lil Piglet and are NOT influenced in any way. Other than the review sample product This Lil Piglet has not received any form of compensation for the review of this product.

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